If only the little spitfire came with a manual... some instructions to make our mornings, evenings and weekends a little easier. For Ella, the Terrible Twos have been here and aren’t going away anytime soon. For us, it’s more like the Tiring Twos. And even though she’s almost more than we can handle on some days, she can melt our hearts in an instant. Sometimes it’s the mischievous grin after she’s stolen her sister’s lip gloss. Other times, it’s when she gets out of bed for the 10th time and says, “I scared. Will you way (lay) with me?”
Ella started calling herself Eddie as soon as she could say da-da and ma-ma. She pretty much changed her name at the ripe old age of one. From that moment on, our family has adopted so many Eddie-isms.
Here are some of the highlights from what we’ll call Ella’s Glossary of Terms:
Take a Bathtub – what she means to say is take a bath. A simple bath is not enough. Apparently, she has to take the bathtub with her.
Are you happy with me mom? – what she means to say is “am I in trouble?” or “am I getting a time out?”
My Diarrhea – what she means to say is “my diary.” For some reason, she thinks every pad of paper is a diary and is pronounced like diarrhea. I think her older sisters helped her come up with his one.
Butter Cracker – what she means to say is “butt crack.” We taught her “butter cracker” so she wouldn’t embarrass us in public anymore. Hmmm. I wonder which two hooligans taught her “butt crack” from the get go. Hint: it isn't David or me.
Over the years, we’ve adopted some of the girls’ terms as part of our family’s vocabulary. Thanks to Isabel, we will always call Kraft parmesan cheese “shaky cheese.” And Olivia’s contribution is our good friend, “Clarence.” For the longest time, we thought she met a clerk in the checkout aisle named “Clarence” because she always said, “Let’s go see Clarence.” It turned out to be “clearance” like “on sale.”
Gotta love this stuff. And I hope I never forget it.
Here’s a picture I took today on my cell phone that captures Ella in the moment. She is covered head to toe in ice cream. David’s reaction to the mess… “Oh man!” to which Ella responds, “I’m not a man.”